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Spacer bottle capDear Guzzler: Can you replace a ball once on the green, or must you play the ball that got you there?

A: No ball can be replaced unless it is unfit for play. By the time I get to the green, it usually glass

bottle capDear Guzzler: Who is the youngest player to shoot their age on a regulation course?

A: Gee, I dunno. My friends have trouble hitting their glass

bottle capDear Guzzler: I shoot consistently in the high 70s low 80s but lately I have been hitting many fat shots with woods and irons. What the hell am I doing?

A: Sounds to me like you should try Lite. Hey, don't groan. This is what it comes to when the Guzzler turns teaching glass

bottle capDear Guzzler: What are you supposed to do when your golf friends have a tee time on Sunday morning ... drinking-beer-wise, I mean ?

A: Where I live, it is illegal to buy beer before noon on Sundays. (Jackbooted thugs.) It is also a universal club rule that golfers cannot carry their own beverages on to the course. This can cause a dilemma on Sunday mornings. Luckily, there is a solution. Ignore that stupid club rule, but do it discreetly. Don't pop a cold one until after you're off the first tee glass

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