"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
-- Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk, oiled."
-- The Golf Guzzler
"Golf is a pressure game, it's a very stressful game. It is a drinking man's game."
-- John Daly, a recovering alcoholic
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