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A: Get off your high horse. Bottles are dangerous and should never be used on a golf course. If a ranger spots you with glass, it is like carrying a sign that says: "I snuck this beer in."
A: Whoa there, my friend. The purpose of golf is not to drink. That's the purpose of life. Golf is a great way to get a tan and delude yourself into a feeling of accomplishment. In that spirit, bowling is fine. But forget the tan.
A: Some people build elaborate, waterproof linings of plastic and aluminum foil to solve this problem. That's too much work. Try duct tape, the multi-purpose golf repair tool. Tape inside your bag to create a tough plastic liner. Then use your golf towel (hey, it's good for something) to wipe it dry as needed. If that works, see if it will hold ice. If it doesn't work, find someone who gives a shit.
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