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Keith
A: My record is four, which put me on pace for a round of 72. That's three cases! Even I could not keep that up. For you, the answer depends on training and experience. Let your personal comfort level guide you. When you hit the wall, you'll know it.
Thanks for the advice...
A: Did you squeal on them?
A: The course would be Augusta National, because I love getting away from the riff-raff. I'd partner up with Keith Richards against Dr.
Hunter S. Thompson and the ghost of James Dean. Keef would pull
out a fifth of Jack Daniels on the first hole, lose interest in the game
and begin telling stories about times he OD'd. Hunter Thompson would
call him a wanker and mumble incoherently about small arms and fax
machines. Dean would ask why the hell I disturbed his heavenly rest if we weren't going to take the game seriously. "We need a designated
driver," I'd say, and we'd all share a good laugh. I'd hole out a birdie
putt on 18 to finish with a 69. James Dean would drive us to a sports bar where we'd watch the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. Thompson would begin furiously scribbling notes on napkins. Then we'd all go to Denny's and order Moons over My Hammy.
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